Welcome to the Daark Archive




 

If you’re reading this, something’s already gone wrong or worse, it’s gone right.

My name is Sebastian Daark. Investigator of the paranormal, the inexplicable, and the aggressively inconvenient. I once hosted a podcast called The Midland Mysteries, a series so alarming it was never broadcast. The servers deny all knowledge. I envy them.

This archive is what remains  recovered case notes, field reports, and the occasional apology to physics.

You’ll find hauntings that file complaints, benches that eat the patient, and demons with a worrying grasp of local council bylaws. All written down, catalogued, and cross-referenced by a man who really should have stayed in bed.

Read carefully. The truth is rarely polite.

— S. Daark
(Filed: Tuesday, Naturally)

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